I had a lover's quarrel with the world.

lightspeedsound:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

I am a lawyer and let me tell you It gets like super close dude

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hommewalk:

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

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highlikecarter:

so attractive when a guy is only focused on one girl

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automatically:

when your teacher wishes you good luck before an exam

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geekandmisandry:

dinogatorr:

iguanamouth:

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?

its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

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